Vas Happenniinn'? I'm Media, I'm pretty damn hilarious ;) Just kidding, but seriously though... This is my blog, obviously, and I pretty much blog whatever the fuck I want to. It would make me happy beyond belief if you guys followed me and talked to me. And if anyone ever needs to talk, I've got an unjudging shoulder. I LOVE YOU:)
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Sex with any animals is banned in all 50 states what.
A horse’s dick is pretty huge , wouldn’t it kill a person…? I mean come on ..
| me to myself after every single thing i do: | god dammit |
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life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because it is colorful
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Ugh can I marry mat Kearney already
So a bunch of reaaallly stupid girls at my school think there like sex masters, so I was asking them, “oh so like how do you masterbate?” and they looked at me and said, “girls can’t masterbate.”
Like WOW IDIOT. You can’t be a sex master and not have had sex/masterbated. It’s law. Stop being fucking annoying
What a good night :-)
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